Your business.
Your podcast.
Your moment.
We feature your Cowplain business in its own 3-minute podcast episode — released on Facebook and YouTube — and publish a news article that ranks on Google. One payment. Yours forever.
One-off payment · No subscription · Category exclusive
Everything included for £199
Your own podcast episode
A 3-minute episode of The Cowplain.co Podcast, hosted by Dean, all about your business. Released on Facebook and YouTube — something real to share.
Tabloid news article
A punchy feature article published on Cowplain.co and indexed by Google. Written like a local paper story — the kind people actually read and share.
12 months on Cowplain.co
Your business runs on the ticker across every page of Cowplain.co for a full year. Thousands of local visitors see your name every month.
Two places your customers find you
On social media
Posted to the Cowplain.co Facebook page & YouTube
On Google
323 Google impressions from our articles this month
Real articles. Real results.
This is what gets written about you
Tabloid-style news features — the kind people share on Facebook
Cowplain Families Finally Have a Plumber They Can Trust — And He Works 24/7
When boilers break on Christmas Eve, this Cowplain family business answers. The plumber that never lets you down.
#16
on Google
90
searches
The Cowplain Electrician Who Answers on Weekends — and Charges a Fair Price
From consumer unit upgrades to EV charger installation — a fully-qualified Cowplain electrician who actually shows up when they say they will.
#22
on Google
134
searches
Cowplain Dog Owners Are Raving About This Local Groomer
From anxious rescue dogs to show-quality breeds — this Cowplain groomer has built a loyal following one happy pup at a time.
#31
on Google
47
searches
Hear what it sounds like
Listen to a real episode
Dean interviews a real Cowplain business — a real conversation
The Cowplain.co Podcast
Local Plumbing — Why Cowplain Trusts Their Local Plumber
Demo episode coming soon
Transcript preview
Hi, I'm Dean — welcome to the Cowplain.co Podcast. Today I'm joined by a local plumber who provides 24/7 emergency cover for Cowplain families. Welcome.
Thanks Dean, great to be here. Yeah we've been serving Cowplain for a few years now and honestly it's become home.
Twenty-four seven is a big commitment. What made you decide — no nights off, no weekends off?
Because a burst pipe at eleven on a Sunday doesn't care what day it is. I'd been that person, waiting two days for someone to show up. I just thought — someone needs to fix this.
And who are the people calling you most — homeowners, landlords, businesses?
Honestly, mostly families. Young couples, first home, no idea what to do when the boiler packs in. That's who we're here for.
…continues for 3 minutes
Check your category
One business featured per category each month. Once it's gone, it's gone until next month.
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This isn't an advert. It's a feature. There's a difference — and your customers feel it.
When someone hears your voice on a podcast or reads your story in an article, they don't think “that business paid for that.” They think “that business is worth knowing about.”
Cowplain Business Feature
one-off · no subscription
- ✓3-minute podcast episode on Facebook & YouTube
- ✓Tabloid news article on Cowplain.co
- ✓12 months ticker ad across the whole site
- ✓Category exclusivity — no competitors this month
- ✓Everything done for you
Secure payment via Stripe
Questions
How long is the podcast episode?
Three minutes. Long enough to tell your story properly, short enough that people actually listen. It's released as a vertical video on the Cowplain.co Facebook page and YouTube channel.
What does the article actually do?
It's a news-style feature about your business, published on Cowplain.co and indexed by Google. When someone searches for your type of business in Cowplain, your article shows up. Our articles are already ranking on Google in the top 20–30.
Do I need to do anything?
Fill in the form. That's it. We write the script, record the podcast, write the article, and publish everything. You'll get links to share when it goes live.
What's category exclusivity?
We only feature one business per category each month. If you're a plumber, no other Cowplain plumber gets featured while you're live. This keeps the feature valuable and avoids direct competitors appearing alongside you.
Is this really a one-off payment?
Yes. £199 once. No monthly subscription, no renewal, no hidden fees. Your article stays live on Google and your ticker ad runs for 12 months.
£199 · One-off · Category exclusive